kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

brookeeverdeen:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

frostingpeetaswounds:

remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

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BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

i voted for her without parents permission

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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wanksclub:

*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

pemsylvania:

I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are

invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

crystallized-teardrops:

It’s the fckn worst when you accidentally close a tab